Various conversations, Part 2
Me: “Stop fidgeting so much.”
Andre: “I can’t help it. It’s this whole not having weed every day thing. How do you do it? There’s so much time that needs filling. I mean…all those seconds. And you have to….do stuff. All the time.”
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Me: “Call me when you’re at uni, I’ll probably be there.”
Andre: “Yeah cool, I’ve got Psychology so I’ll see you later.”
(5 hours later, I get home.)
Me: “Did you go to class?”
Andre: “…..Yeah. Class. Yeah, yeah….yeah.”
Me: “By ‘class’, are we meaning laid on the couch, got stoned and watched Entourage?”
Andre: “Yeah….yeah, yeah. Yeah.”
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Clown: “Fuck that was a weird thing to say. I’m fucking weird.”
Andre: “It’s okay man, if I was a girl, I’d let you fuck me. Twice probably.”
Clown: “Yeah? Awesome.”
