Mar
11
Things Andre has done.
1. Set fire to his own pants.
2. Roll around in the ground while slurring ”happy dance”.
3. Try to swallow his phone after we gave it to him and told him to put it in his pockets.
4. Eat baked beans on toast for 6 meals in a row.
5. Play Super Smash Bros for over 3 hours for 8 days in a row.
6. Quickly kiss his best friend in a pub because I told them they were too close. Sure proved me wrong.
7. Go to bed, then get up 10 minutes later and have some weed because ‘he couldn’t sleep.’ (That was actually an hour ago, seems to have worked.)
8. Try to tell me that he was chewing on paper, not acid. To this day, I don’t know why he didn’t say he was chewing on food.
