i live with crazy people.

Apr 6

Andre’s attitude towards women, in quotes.

“Two syllable words can be complicated for you, because you are a woman, with a tiny, tiny brain. Please try to keep up though.”


“I would like to declare on behalf of myself and Clown that our house is OPEN to any guests who want to sleep in Rose’s filthy, disease-ridden bed, and any further protest from the owner of said bed will be evicted by a two-thirds majority.”


“Seriously, like, if you were a girl I would punish you..”


“Fight her Kierin! She’s just a girl anyways.”


“Nicole, do not patronise me. I will be forced to prove how masculine I am by beating on you, like all other real men.”


“Rose, I would rather you get raped than Kierin’s feelings get hurt, even a little.”