i live with crazy people.

May 5

Various Conversations, Part Something

Clown: “Okay, remember how to spell Arncliffe because i’ll need to put it in the GPS.”


Andre: “….I can spell Andre, that’s pretty close.”


Me: “Are you fucking serious?”


Andre: “No, I guess not…but I can spell Andre, super fast.”


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Clown: “Do my Buddhism assignment for me.”


Me: “Not going to do that.”


Clown: “Ugh you bitch. Now I’m angry, and now I have to get stoned. And the assignment won’t get done. Thanks.”


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Clown: “Have you seen the bong? It’s just my mum was here yesterday and I can’t find it now.”


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