i live with crazy people.

May 6

Andre gets biblical.

Me: “My arm hurts from that goddamn genital warts vaccine needle. I don’t see why only women should have to have it.”


Andre: “Because all women are sluts.”


Me: “Be that as it may, this still hurts.”


Andre: “You’ll have to speak to Eve about that, the original sin whore who fucked everything up for you. You all being sluts hurts us men.”