Jun
11
Conversation with Andre
Andre: “Dealer isn’t calling us back! We need you to ask twitter for weed.”
Me: “No. No. No, I’m not going to do that. No.”
Andre: “Come on. Just do it in a sarcastic cryptic way. Just type ‘Holden? wink face’ and the weed shall come.”
Me: “No! Not everyone talks like you fucking idiots and I’m not fucking asking Twitter for weed! NO.”
Andre: “Fucking bitch, what’s the point of all those people if they don’t get you weed?!”
Me: “Did you know the NSW police follows me on Twitter?”
Andre: “What the fuck, the cops have internet?! Can they do that?!”
