i live with crazy people.

Jun 21

Most offensive conversation so far.

This took place as Daniel drove us through creepy back streets trying to find the dealer.


Me: “I think this is a dead end. Turn around.”


Daniel: “Yep, a dead end. A creepy dark alley with a dead end. Well, guess there’s no choice but to rape you. Look, there’s even a dirty mattress over there.”


Andre: “What the hell, is this some wedding night? You going to throw some rose petals down too? We don’t need a mattress to get our rape on.”


Me: “I’d like to go home now.”


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