Nov
10
Social networking 101
Daniel: “I have too many friends on Facebook. I’m going to delete people.”
Me: “I wish I was brave enough to do that.”
Daniel: “Yeah…hey, do you think I should delete the girl from high school whose mum I fucked?”
Me: “Uhhh, tricky question. You could make great ‘your mum’ jokes to her.”
Daniel: “True. Plus she’s hot and doesn’t know about it so maybe one day I’ll fuck her too. Yeah, she can stay.”