Dec
2
Quitting.
Andre is quitting smoking. He’s very tense. I’m not allowed to blog anything funny about it, because that makes him very angry apparently. He compared me blogging about him to the Ancient Romans killing thousands of slaves for public amusement.
Other things that make him angry at the moment:
- People smoking
- People talking about smoking
- People telling him to smoke.
- Me telling him not to smoke.
- Being sober, which apparently makes the cravings worse
- Being drunk, which also apparently makes them worse
- Losing any health on any video game
- Any person disagreeing with him on any issue at any time
- Sitting still
- Breathing
- Existing
It’s going to be a tense few weeks.
