New Year’s Eve
This story is about a friend of the boys’, we’ll call him Nogie because that’s what he is called.
Nogie had gone to the pub with the rest of us. He had a fine time, as did we all. After the pub closed, us patrons moved outside and waited for plans to emerge for the rest of the night. This is where the trouble began.
Nogie and a friend were standing around when a rather angry bystander called them both faggots. Not the first time this has happened, but unfortunately Nogie chose to respond with the phrase ‘Grow up mate.” This was unfortunate because the bystander was in fact a midget, and did not see the hilarity in Nogie’s response.
Naturally one thing led to another as it always does with these goddamn boys, and a brawl began. Nogie held back the midget with one hand, but then apparently he felt bad at the imbalance of the fight so he bent down and asked the midget to punch him a few times. The midget obliged.
Later he told a girl that he had ‘no problem killing a woman’. Her boyfriend had a few issues with that statement and the brawl escalated.
Lesson learned: midgets are cranky as hell.
