Mar
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New year, new housemate and a new fetish.
Don’t worry, I still live with Andre and yes, he still torments me.
The new housemate is Michael, known as Mick or Swine.
He’s tall and very crude and very odd. He fits right in. I’ll do a detailed post about him sooner or later. In the meantime, a conversation between Andre and us:
Andre: “Guys, look at this fucking MacBook. It’s amazing.”
Mick: “Definitely cool. You gonna put your dick inside it?”
Andre: “Nah I was thinking I’d just rub it on and around it. Maybe put my dick inside it later, in bed. Fuck, my girlfriend’s here tonight.”
Me: “That sucks, you’ll have to have sex with her instead of the MacBook.”
Andre: “Nah fuck that. She’ll just have to get used to the MacBook being in my bed.”
